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groovyphilia:

Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.

Suddenly, I understand.

Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves?

That guy is hot.

I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat.

At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in.

this post is wild

I’m here for this. 

reblogging again cause i need this

(Source: hahaniechan)

ylvisinternational:

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kaible:

feitclub:

"Hey, how do you spell Massachusetts?"

"How should I know? Just grab a handful of Scrabble tiles and let fate decide."

this is like a beautiful unicorn of mispellings

Dumbasses

Everyone knows it’s M-A-S-S-O-C-H-E-I-C-H-E-I

That doesn’t sound right to me. Pretty sure it’s

M-A-K-K-A-K-O-K-O

Dude, that’s waaay too many Ks!!

It should be Mass-achus, like the mass in mass-produce, but without produce.

Massachusetts

That’s the state I’m talking about

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